High Fives
Flawed Friends
Bad Sex
Awkward Dates
Marriage in 3 months or less
(It's free, cheapskate)

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What People Are Saying

The Onion meets Match

- Hillary Clinton

Sexier than dark matter

- Stephen Hawking

Impersonals members are funny and funny looking

- George Clooney

Put your worst foot forward

What makes you attractive? It's not the fact that you kayak. Or that you like the Jets. It's the kinks in your armour - your flaws - that make you human and interesting. Impersonals cuts through the bullshit and lets you express yourself in real and funny ways. Because imperfection is interesting, weakness is sexy and if you can't laugh at love, what can you laugh at?